41 days...
The continuing saga of the certified asshole of a landlord...
Came home today to discover that the idiot next door has put awnings over my front two windows. I am sure it goes with the theme of the building and all, and normally I wouldn't object to some good ole' fashioned awnings. Except it's difficult to like these awnings, especially when you considered that they descend half way down my front windows. I can not see any sky at all, I can barley see the store across the street. All I can see is lovely concrete road. Very little sunlight actually manages to make into my two front rooms now, due to the monstrous awnings. Oh...and they are black. Even better.
Thank the Goddess that I only have 41 more days with this idiot for a landlord...
posted by Brie @ 8:46 pm
4 Comments:
You should take down the awnings, then put dog crap on them and light them on fire and put them on your neighbour's doorstep! Then when s/he stamps out the fire...well you get the picture. Hilarity ensues.
yeah, I'm not sure that would be very good for tenant/landlord relations, and I would really like to get my damage deposit back...
you could pity your landlord deeply because obviously the black misguided awnings represent the dark gaping holes in his/her imagination . . . so sad really . . . if you were staying longer i would suggest that a little gold leaf and chandelier beads could work wonders . . . tick tick tick . . . new view soon . . .
If you must leave the black awnings up, I suggest painting them with either a big white anarchy symbol or a pentagram that's clearly visible from the street, and ideally, from a helicopter.
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